She Offered Her Body To Get a Tattoo Discount – Then This Happened!
As someone who is a serious fan of body art, I know four things. Number one: get a design you like, because it will be there forever. Number two: if you’re going for a quote, for the love of God spell check it first. Number three: make sure you’re certain about what you’re doing because let me tell you, it’s not easy to remove tattoos. Lastly, respect your tattoo artist because he is in charge of making your ink look good.
To clarify, when I say “respect” I mean talk to him like the needle wielding genius he is and more importantly do not try and swindle free artwork out of him because it might just p*** him off. The lady in today’s story apparently didn’t get the memo, however. She decided to use her hotness to get a free butt tattoo and the tattoo artist was less than impressed.
Apparently this girl wanted a deal on her butt tattoo and her tactic to get it was incredibly unsubtle flirtation. Her tattoo artist was having none of it because quite frankly he didn’t go to graphics design school (or whatever kind of school ink masters go to) to hand out free body art work to girls with large egos.
In the full text conversation, which is just over the page, she texts him asking for a discount. “Charge me less because I am good looking” she says. Naturally his response is hilarious and we can safely say she was put in her place.
This brings us back to the story at hand. Despite casually mentioning her “fat booty” and reminding this tattoo artist that she will be in her underwear, this absolute gem of a man was having none of it and his response left her looking very foolish.
Oh wait, it gets better. Continue over to the last page to witness this tattoo artist completely shutting her down.
The girl in this text conversation wanted a discount based on her good looks. This tattoo artist was having none of it because in his words “the way you look don’t pay my bills”. She continued to persist and things take a hilarious and unexpected twist.
Whether this gentleman is in fact gay or not is yet to be confirmed. This could be the male equivalent of the classic “sorry I’m a lesbian” line which straight women use to dismiss strange men.
If this girl is absolutely desperate for a free tattoo perhaps she can hunt down this magician and get him to perform his amazing tattoo trick on her. In the footage below, the magician gives one lady an arm tattoo by simply touching her. Though since she neither wanted or asked for it, I’m going to assume she might be sending him a pretty large tattoo removal bill.
The moral of this story is that being beautiful might sometimes get you what you want, but by being kind you probably have more chance of succeeding. Let’s be honest, no one likes a b***h. On a side note, if it’s cheap body art she’s after, maybe the girl in question should consider using some custom sticker tattoos instead.